lunaticberserker:

odoruhinokaze:

captain-mansex:

schemervi:

become-one-with-russia-da:

justachibi:

allamericancaptain:

pockets-teacup:

proudancestor:

southernhero:

voraciousamerican:

ballad-for-americans:

britishspykirkland:

[ xD Remote… I’ll.. lower their volume? /slapped ]

{ PSP? I will.. beat them at a game? xD}

{A blanket. I… At least I can hide from them…?}

(The killer book of serial killers….. Welp…)

A chicken-pattern blanket

….

GO FORTH, MY FOWL MINIONS

A Nord.. Perfect!!

A wall. Fear me.

((My dog

who is a chihuahua

I’m so screwed bro))

//A lamp…. 

Yeah I’m screwed.

//A pillow. I’m dead.

(( my keyboard piano. I’ll kill them with MUSIC. ))

((My laptop charger. I’LL BURN THEIR FACES OFF))

[[Trash bag full of pop bottles…]]

(A lemon-lime Gatorade… well, i am dangerous with those things… i tend to accidentally throw them and cause all sorts of mayhem… XD)